I'm Sam Hurricane Pel. 22. Studying the art and craft of being a writer. Barnes and Nobel 2016. Bet on it.

 

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

(Source: thepaulfamilydynasty)

Child: mommy I'm sick

Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING

child: but mommy I've been throwing up

Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

My new jam

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)